I stole that joke from Pops Derwood.Yes, Offbase readers, Jose Canseco is at it again. After his first two books “Juiced” and “Vindicated” talked about steroids and singing armadillos (speculation, I haven’t read either book), Canseco is set to release his third book, titled “The Truth Hurts”. But that’s no fun. So here’s a list of titles he should’ve used*:1. “Punching Danny Bonaduche Hurts”2. “To Be An Oriole: How I Plan On Leading The American League in Home Runs In 2025″3. “Me And Ozzie’s Conversations With The Mailbox”4. “The Day I Wore This Shirt”5. “Bat Speed: My Day At Dave & Busters”6. “F.P. Santangelo’s Gonna Get Hurt”7. “Of Softball Home Run Derbys & Men”* Source: CSWPUJCGHHHN (the committee to send a wheelbarrow to pick up Jose Canseco and get him the help he needs)
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Canseco Writes New Book, but Who Is Going to Read It to Him?
Posted on 13 February 2011.
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